American Samizdat

Saturday, February 24, 2007. *
DOJ = Department of Jesus
Thanks to amberglow of Metafilter for doing much of the heavy lifting on this story.
Oh those poor Christians. Their God is so weak that He needs the State to defend Him. People who deny Him should be expelled from college, and if you don't worship Him in exactly the right way on your own time you should be fired from your secular job. Unless Christians can say and do anything they want, any time, any place, they are oppressed! God is on our money, in our Pledge of Allegiance, on our civic buildings, getting tax breaks for His followers, in our schools, in our military, in our drug stores, in our police departments... clearly God is in trouble and has nobody on His side.

But please, don't mention how few atheists there are in prison. And don't mention that atheists have lower divorce rates than theists. And don't mention that atheists have a higher IQ than theists. Don't mention these things because to do so only emboldens God's enemies [1] [2] [3].

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