American Samizdat

Sunday, June 13, 2010. *

Hahahahahahaha!!! Boy, do I have a knee-slapper for you! A real summertime hoot! Jcomedy to end all comedies. Gather closer... Are you ready for the punch-line?

Get ready, here it comes!


U.S. Identifies Vast Riches of Minerals in Afghanistan.

The United States has discovered nearly $1 trillion in untapped mineral deposits in Afghanistan, far beyond any previously known reserves and enough to fundamentally alter the Afghan economy and perhaps the Afghan war itself, according to senior American government officials.

The previously unknown deposits — including huge veins of iron, copper, cobalt, gold and critical industrial metals like lithium — are so big and include so many minerals that are essential to modern industry that Afghanistan could eventually be transformed into one of the most important mining centers in the world, the United States officials believe.
!!!! Isn't that just fucking hilarious!!!! If your a sadist.

lets not forget ol' Ken Lay,the late Lay, lay may not have sung at trial, but there remains his under-examined role in Dick Cheney's still secretive Energy Task Force. (It was on Lay's recommendation that Bush appointed Cheney to the position.) Nor can he now be brought out to testify now that he's in Tahiti, er, uh, I mean dead....
posted by Uncle $cam at 9:12 PM
Blogger Chris Watson said...
...and you reprinted a 25 year old non-story.

My J-school prof - an old, hardcore, proud, card-carrying Communist - would have slapped you silly for your lack of fact-checking.

If you're going to blog and be a mouthpiece, at least verify your facts.
12:50 PM  
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