A.P.B. (All points bulletin)
Calling all Interpol agentsStop.
please be advised WE HAVE A LATE/MIDDLE AGED WHITE American MALEStop.
A.P.B. (All points bulletin)Stop. Nationality, American. Hangs out in the homosexual culture and quarters, airport rest roomsStop.
PASSPORT # (REDACTED)
Name: Karl Christian Rove
Age:58
Last seen: Washington D.C. Area.
Last location:Washington's more 'discreet' gay bars (Redacted)
Last seen with: James Dale Guckert/Jeff Gannon Ex-White house stenographer (Redacted)
Red Notice*: Wanted for an International arrest warrant (IAW) questioning,
Green Notice** : possible Felonies/Misdemeanors, contempt of Congress, Crimes within the (DOJ) Department Of Justice , POLITICAL SABOTAGE other crimes: including but not limited to possible Genocide, War Crimes, and Crimes Against Humanity. Stop.
Apprehend immediately if encountered. Stop.
Contact your local International liaison upon arrest.
*Red Notice
To seek the arrest or provisional arrest of wanted persons with a view to extradition.
**Green Notice
To provide warnings and criminal intelligence about persons who have committed criminal offences and are likely to repeat these crimes in other countries.
Criminal activity or missing persons should, in the first instance, be reported to your local police department or your National Central Bureau (NCB).
If you still need to contact Interpol directly then please use the address, fax number or e-mails below.
INTERPOL
General Secretariat
200, quai Charles de Gaulle
69006 Lyon
France
Fax: (33) 4 72 44 71 63
U.S. Department of Justice
INTERPOL
United States National Central Bureau
Washington, DC 20530
(202) 616-9000 Phone
(202) 616-8400 Fax
My meme dream...
I'd find it awful funny if, as an act of civil disobedience, their fax and phone lines were jammed with hundreds --hell, take it internationally-- perhaps thousands, of calls with the above or similar (better?)satire, with credit to the author, ummm, me... your Uncle...lol
But alas, as Kant was said to have quoted,
"A Master is an awakened person who can wake up the ones who are still sleeping. But it is very dangerous, because to wake up a sleeping person is to annoy him. You are disturbing his sleep. He is enjoying his dreams, he is resting, and you are unnecessarily harassing him."
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