American Samizdat

Sunday, July 30, 2006. *
Top Israeli Lies to Defend Genocide and Mass Murder:
3) "Hezbollah was there!" If Hezbollah ducks in for just a second, we have the right to kill the entire family! Or even if they were never there, we just say Hezbollah was there (i.e.: UN, ambulances, bomb shelters), and voila: mass murder legit! Sort of like when dirty cops shoot someone by accident and plant a gun on them. "Hezbollah was there!" like a Get Out of Jail card--but better!

2) "We're just defending ourselves!" We will kill one hundred arabs minimum for every Israeli killed--that's defense! We will bulldoze your homes and keep installing our religious fanatics there. Technically, this is called 'land-grabbing' or 'squatting' or even, 'genocide'--but we will call it 'settlements' to sound like we are 'settling' empty land--nifty, huh? Like Laura Ingalls Wilder, bitch! Even as our border expands through force, theft and murder--we call it 'just defending ourselves.' It works! You can play along, too! Say: "I believe in Israel's right to defend itself." And voila! You, too, are playing our game!

1) "If you criticize the Israeli government, you are anti-semitic." Ah, the creme de la creme of modern propaganda--Merriam-Webster, you've been pwned! Criticize Israel and you immediately hate all Jews everywhere. Raise but a finger of protest to Israel's mass civilian butchering and you might as well put an SS on your sleeve! "What? Did Israel have to target those innocent UN workers?" The only valid response to this is: "HITLER!"

Feel free to expand upon or add on.
posted by Dr. Menlo at 2:38 PM
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