American Samizdat

Sunday, April 02, 2006. *
The Kansas Board of Education has decided that their kids should be taught intelligent design in science classes. Intelligent Design is a religious idea that says the best way to explain the complexity of the world is to say God did it. Without a proper education, these kids are bound to be a burden on the nation. So, it's time to sell it off and cut our losses. Click on the flier below to print the FOR SALE sign. Post it on your office or school message board.



The names of the school board members who voted for intelligent design and the State School Board phone number are there for your convenience. Call them and tell them why you think they made the wrong decision.

Who would buy Kansas? We could sell it to Iraq. We've made a total mess of their country; why not sell them some of ours? We suspect that the flat featureless plains of Kansas will feel like home. It's the least we can do.
posted by Trevor Blake at 10:55 AM
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