As previously reported in American Samizdat, in 2005 Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer caused three infants to become infected with herpes by sucking blood from their mutilated penises. One of the boys died from it. But heaven forbid anything be done to interfere with Rabbi Fischer's freedom of religion; New York has seen fit to drop all charges against him, and his quivering lips are hungrily inching toward your baby nephew's cock right now.
Isn't religion wonderful?