Hats off to historian David Noble of York University in Toronto, Canada. Noting the arbitrary nature of recognizing some religious holidays and not others (by way of mandatory school closings), Noble has said he will close his class for any 'religious' holiday that his students request. So if his students request every Monday, Wednesday and Friday off for Hu Hu the Spider Deer, every Thursday off for the Flying Spaghetti Monster and half-days on Thursdays for J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, well, that's what freedom of religion is all about. The freedom to trivialize any secular activity for everyone around you so that you can have room to talk to an invisible monster that lives in the sky.
Like the saying goes: I don't think in your church, please don't worship in my school.
"America was never innocent. We popped our cherry on the boat over and looked back with no regrets. You can't ascribe our fall from grace to any single event or set of circumstances. You can't lose what you lacked at conception.
"Mass-market nostalgia gets you hopped up for a past that never existed. Hagiography sanctifies shuck-and-jive politicians and reinvents their expedient gestures as moments of great moral weight. Our continuing narrative line is blurred past truth and hindsight. Only a reckless verisimilitude can set that line straight."
--James Ellroy, American Tabloid
Ensure a Free and Fair Election (Ban Paperless Voting Machines
"The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."