If you've been reading ScruHoo for long, you're aware that I'm a covert medic, Dr. Beau D. Bagg, in the armies of The Christian Underground. It was via CU that Dr. Bagg learned, "the city of Jerusalem will be subjected to "a moral outrage" if a planned 10-day event known as WorldPride 2005 goes forward as planned. If it does take place, the event will bring some 250,000 homosexuals to the holy city in a celebration of their lifestyle."

That fancy Googlin' machine led me to www.worldpride.net: "Love without Borders: Jerusalem WorldPride 2005 : Jerusalem, the Holy City, the city the world looks towards from east and west. With more than 5,000 years of recorded history, the very name evokes vivid images even in those who have not yet visited.
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"Love without Borders: Jerusalem WorldPride 2005 will bring a new focus to an ancient city through a massive demonstration of LGBT dignity, pride, and boundary-crossing celebration. In these times of intolerance and suspicion, from the home of three of the world’s great religions, we will proclaim that love knows no borders."

If you've been wondering exactly where to find a definition of diametric opposition, look no further. And, according to Deacon Chad Groening, "holding WorldPride 2005 in Jerusalem would lead to the worst debauchery the Middle East has seen since the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah."

So which is it, people? Love or debauchery? Scrutiny Hooligans investigated further into worldpride.net's hidden pansexual agenda, "Islam, Christianity and Judaism affirm the dignity of all human beings and our creation in the divine image. Yet these same faiths have often been sources of hostility and intolerance for LGBT people.

WorldPride 2005 will bring thousands of us to Jerusalem to confront preconception with reality, prejudice with an opportunity for understanding, in a way that will capture the attention of the world. Together we will proclaim that in this ancient religious city – and in this region – we too belong."

So, it's clearly love that the WorldPride 2005 plans to bring to Jerusalem, like so many jesuses on donkeys. Right? This Hooligan thought as much until learning another truth from Comrade of the Christian Underground's Righteous Army, Mike Evans, founder of Jerusalem Prayer Team, "This is a moral outrage, Jerusalem is where heaven and earth met and will meet again. It is the holiest city. This event will bring to the streets homosexuals in immodest dress, in G-strings, with all kinds of pornographic images. They plan to fill the hotels and restaurants and party like Sodomites, while the world press takes pictures. It is a disgrace to the eternal holiness of Jerusalem and to its people."

Now we're definitely leaning towards debauchery. G-string clad, porno-wielding Sodomites invade Jerusalem? That's gotta be debauchery.

Both groups want you to sign up to help them out. The Jerusalem Prayer Team in concert with The Christian Underground want you to demand that the mayor of Jerusalem bar the door against God-hating homos. The InterPride Group at World Pride 2005 want you to make sure everyone in the world knows they're coming to Israel to protest against hatred.

Keep paying attention to this. August 18-28, 2005. Ten days of bold revelry by a global gaggle of GLBT activists in the heart of the three great Western faiths.