So either Wolfowitz/Cheney/Rumsfeld aren't working fast enough over here to get the ball rolling on the invasion of Iran, or Wolfowitz/Cheney/Rumsfeld asked Israel to get it going for them, seeing as how even they must acknowledge by now that their administration has no credibility when it comes to talking their country into invading another.

So how long until the next American invasion of a sovereign state? Until we make even more of a mockery of everything the United Nations was supposed to have been created for after WWII (you remember that war, right? the war some neocon strategist told everyone to keep bringing up because it would remind you of the "good war," and not the most recent "bad war" of Vietnam--except of course, what the Ann Coulters and Bushes don't bring up when they use the WWII "glory" image to frame their completely inglorious and greedy rape of Iraq's natural resources while pilfering the US Treasury [not even a triple violent penetration pre-snuff scene can dramatize the Bush administration's treatment of the world ala evil porn imagery] is that WWII does, actually, have some special resemblances to the Bush Admin in that: a) Bush's grandfather raised money for the Nazis, and b) the last time somebody argued in court that they could invade another country in 'self-defense' was the Nazis at Nuremberg).

So Israel--who has nukes--is complaining about another country attaining nukes. Once again, folks, it's the Haves versus the Have-nots. And Israel keeps having more land! When you start taking old fairy tales literally, crazy things start to happen! One religious fundamentalist stands in an abandoned doorway behind a large piece of cardboard whose biggest words read: HELL IS REAL. Another religious fundamentalist looks like a human bulldog, has been linked to genocide as early as 20 years ago, and keeps stealing people's land while telling lies. And yet another religious fundamentalist has friends who own voting machines and their non-open source software who can keep him and his dynasty bloodline in the White House forever. And these people have power over us? These people will decide to kill more American kids and foreign civilians based on logic that couldn't hotwire a match? UNACCOUNTED US TAXPAYER MONEY: TENS OF BILLIONS. DEAD FOREIGNERS: WHY THE HELL SHOULD WE CARE?

Not only is Iran next, but so is your American kid.

The first fundie was right about hell. Not only is it real but you can watch it from the inside on Fox. Iran Bad. We Good. Let's Start the Bombing!