Canada has become trouble recently...It's always, I might add, the worst Americans who end up going there...They need us...they are lucky we don't roll over one night and crush them....they are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent.
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I was going to suggest that you can still move to Canada, but it seems that Canada is now in Murka's sights too. I hear Finland is nice!