In Pennsylvania, a Methodist jury has defrocked a lesbian minister and set her public stoning for December 25th. That’s about 3 weeks for her to stay tied naked to a tree before the stoning begins.
There is a 500 dollar admission fee. Seats are limited, so book early. Designer stones and front rows will cost 500 extra. Autographed copies of emcee Ann Coulter's latest book, Liberals Have Horns will cost another 500 dollars.
Proceeds will go to the charity of your choice.
These include:
a) the Methodist Church
b) Christmas gifts to support the continued sacrifice of our poor youth to God in Iraq.
c) Christmas gifts to support the continued killing in the name of freedom and Jesus Christ.
d) The Young Republican Orphanage for Non-Aborted, Unwanted Children—a place to raise, shelter, develop and train unwanted children for their eventual sacrifice and killing in the name of freedom and Jesus Christ.
e) Any Corporate Charity of your choice.
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