By ALI AKBAR DAREINI
Oct. 20, 2004 | TEHRAN, Iran (AP) --
The head of Iran's security council said Tuesday that the re-election of President Bush was in Tehran's best interests, despite the administration's axis of evil label, accusations that Iran harbors al-Qaida terrorists and threats of sanctions over the country's nuclear ambitions.
Historically, Democrats have harmed Iran more than Republicans, said Hasan Rowhani, head of the Supreme National Security Council, Iran's top security decision-making body.
Between this endorsement, and the endorsement of Russia's President Putin [an ex KGB officer], all we need now to make this really complete is for both Meir Dagan, the Director of Mossad (Israel's Secret Police), and Bush family benefactor Sun Myung Moon, to make their blessings public too. (Unless, of course, Jesus, Lucrezia Borgia, Torquemada, Idi Amin, and Godzilla all return to give theirs, too.)
Oh, also in the news, Cheney wants us to shit our pants:
Cheney: Terrorists May Bomb U.S. Cities
Oct 19, 6:03 PM (ET)
By ANDREW WELSH-HUGGINS
CARROLL, Ohio (AP) - Vice President Dick Cheney on Tuesday raised the possibility of terrorists bombing U.S. cities with nuclear weapons and questioned whether Sen. John Kerry could combat such an "ultimate threat ... you've got to get your mind around."
"The biggest threat we face now as a nation is the possibility of terrorists ending up in the middle of one of our cities with deadlier weapons than have ever before been used against us - biological agents or a nuclear weapon or a chemical weapon of some kind to be able to threaten the lives of hundreds of thousands of Americans," Cheney said.
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(Is that saliva dripping from his rictus?)
Dr. Strangelove: Mein Führer! I can walk!
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