American Samizdat

Thursday, October 14, 2004. *
Thanks to the Smoking Gun for publishing the sexual harasment suit against Bill O'Reilly.

O'Reilly goes in for the gadgets: vibrators, phone sex, mind-control drugs. O'Reilly has sex with beutiful women around the world. O'Reilly is part of a shadowy political power behind the scenes. And O'Reilly even has his double-O license to kill...

"If you cross Fox News, it's not just me, it's [Fox President] Roger Ailes who will go after you. I'm the street guy out front making loud noises about the issues, but Ailes operates behind the scenes, strategizes and makes things happen so that one day BAM! The person gets what's coming to them but never sees it coming. Look at Al Frankin, one day he's going to get a knock on the door and his life as he's known it will change forever. That will happen, trust me."

... and so on.

It's nobody's business if Bill O'Reilly thinks he is James Bond, and tries to live that livestyle. Goodness knows I have my imagination time, and my preferences and hobbies and habits. It's just the advocating the murder of those who make public statements of disagreement with one, and pushing one's sexual fantasies on those who have expressed that they don't want to hear them, that seems worthy of a good mocking here and the attention of the Supreme Court of the State of New York.

Bill, from one secret agent to another, let me remind you of what you said to The Advocate: "I've never understood why anyone, why any American, would want to tell the world what their sexual preference is. It's no one's business but yours." That's why you don't have phone sex with unwilling employees who, having already told you to shut up, will now not cut your microphone.
posted by Trevor Blake at 8:32 AM
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