We have great news on the jobs front via Dick Cheney: The jobless numbers and other bleak economic factors are no longer meaningful, because so many people are making a killing on eBay. As soon as I heard this I rejoiced ... and wrote a poem:
Cheney's E-Bray
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Be happy and be gay.
It's a fabulous new day.
Things are A-okay.
Cause you're trading on eBay.
Praise Cheney. Don't delay.
Never, ever speak français.
Kerry's so passé.
Cause you're trading on eBay.
Spend money. See a play.
Do not think about Ken Lay...
The rest of Cheney's E-Bray is here.
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