I returned from a pleasant sojourn in Canada late last night. Saw the burned-out hulk of one of the structures set aflame by Seattle's mad arsonist (7 fires in 6 hours). I only just an hour ago saw the supposedly alarming headlines about Al Qaeda getting set to blow up banks.
People are nuttin' up in these early dog days of été. But to quote the once and future editor of the National Sports Desk: "When the going gets weird, the Weird turn Pro."
"My own whim at the moment says that John Kerry will win big in November, and that the Colts will finally win the Super Bowl. Why not? This is the year of the monkey, and George Bush will be lucky to get out of Washington without being put on trial for treason.
"Yes sir, we are coming around to some bold visions now, but my time is running out. Next week, I will tell you what happens in America if Kerry loses this election, along with the current odds on whether there will be an election this year. Okay. Mahalo."
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