10.) Some Go Up But Me I Like It Down Here on the Couch Where It's Warm
9.) We Ran to the Park and There Got VD
8.) Once We Were Kings (Albeit with Really Big Hair)
7.) We Fought the Wind Until It Died Down and So Did We
6.) Genius? You Bet I Am!
5.) One Day I Went Running and Then I Got Hit By a Car
4.) Hold Still While I Empty Your Wallet
3.) Me and Ms. Kay Act Like Three Small Bitches
2.) I Crapped In the Parlor and Ten Publishers Came A-Runnin'
1.) I Lost My Stick and Then I Was Sad