American Samizdat

Friday, August 08, 2003. *
The brilliant political mind has been showering J.Lo with gifts, compliments, and an array of other romantic dictums, which Rove is using strategically to achieve his personal goal of marrying Lopez.

“He’s always had a thing for Jennifer,” said a close friend of Rove. “For the past several months, Karl’s been getting his campaign organized to convince her that she should leave Ben and marry him instead.”

“I knew he wouldn’t fail if he put his mind to it. If Karl Rove can make George W. Bush into President of the United States, then he can get J.Lo to fall madly in love with him,” said the source.
via GWBush04.com
posted by Dr. Menlo at 11:22 AM
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