Raetgers - In a Rose Garden ceremony at the White House today, George W. Bush announced that Vice President Dick Cheney would serve as Chairman and Poster Boy for National White Imperialist Month.
"We have tolerated National Black History Month in February, and National Women's Month in March, so it's only fitting that us white imperialists finally get their own month," the commander-in-chief said today, reading off a teleprompter. "And when it comes to white imperialism, Dick Cheney is 'Da Man!"
Cheney, wiping a tear from his eye in an undisclosed location, said via remote satellite hook-up that he was proud to accept this honor, and kickback from Halliburton for the reconstruction of Iraq contract.
"I pledge to do everything i can to bring the problems of white imperialists everywhere to the forefront of Freepers all across this great land of ours, except for New York, California and parts of Wisconsin," the Vice President said.
For other great celebrations of "make fun of Dick Cheney" day, see neal pollack's the maelstrom (including links to suckful's and maxspeak's entries)!
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