DNC Inspectors stated today that the absence of a 'smoking bum', and the prompt denials we've had so far, and which by the way are most welcome is not a guarantee that George Bush is not an asshole. Inspectors have scoured the country from Washington to Texas, but he is keeping the evidence well hidden. "We know for a fact that he is an asshole," said the Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe. If we could get the White House Staffers to a safe location and guarantee their continued employment they would be willing to confirm the charges. We're sure the fear of being declared enemy combatants by John Ashcroft is having a chilling effect. Still the fact that no one has come forward is a problem. It's time for George to come clean, and just a change of underwear will not be enough. We want regime change. Tom Daschle said that George was in material breach of promises he made during the 2000 Campaign. ." It is simply not possible to be an asshole and compassionate at the same time." We would like to promise to have him out of the White House by February, but due to constitutional constraints it is unlikely we will be able to accomplish it before 2004.
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