The weapons inspectors in Iraq have found empty warheads. That's right. Another example of finding nothing.
The inspectors found 11 empty 122 mm chemical warheads and one warhead that requires further evaluation. the warheads are similar to ones imported by Iraq during the late 1980s, the spokesman said.
Unfortunately for the press, empty chemical warheads really don't mean a whole heck of a lot. Now, if they had found full warheads, that might be a different story. Wolf Blitzer might be putting war graphics up on his screen even as we speak. But alas, it's hard to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, and equally hard to make a smoking gun out of an empty bullet cartridge.
However, the press, ready for action, is trumpeting this find as a possible "trigger" for war. Guess the economy is not that exciting of a story.
Speaking of the economy, here's some good news, if you believe the spin: new unemployment claims fell 32,000 last week.
Claims dipped by 32,000 to a seasonally adjusted 360,000 in the week, down from a revised 392,000 in the prior week.
But remember, that's new unemployment claims, not total. And it's not really good news if you're one of the 360,000 people who filed new claims for unemployment last week, like Skippy did.
"America was never innocent. We popped our cherry on the boat over and looked back with no regrets. You can't ascribe our fall from grace to any single event or set of circumstances. You can't lose what you lacked at conception.
"Mass-market nostalgia gets you hopped up for a past that never existed. Hagiography sanctifies shuck-and-jive politicians and reinvents their expedient gestures as moments of great moral weight. Our continuing narrative line is blurred past truth and hindsight. Only a reckless verisimilitude can set that line straight."
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