American Samizdat

Friday, August 02, 2002. *

IRAQ BUILDS MASSIVE LOVE BOMB

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a briefing at the Pentagon today, head skeletor Donald Rumsfeld announced new U.S. intelligence sources reporting that Iraq is in the process of building a "massive love bomb," capable of instilling the entire North American continent with overwhelming feelings of unconditional love.

"And it just wouldn't know any bounds," explained Rumsfeld. "Christians loving Buddhists, Americans loving Canadians, rich people loving the homeless--it would destroy the American Way of Life as we know it."


"Love, love, love, all you need is love."

-- Iraqi President Saddam Hussein

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