CODE TURTLE-BLUE: TERRORISTS MAY APPEAR IN YOUR TOILET. BEFORE GOING, CHECK BOWL FOR DARK, NASTY FACES WHO ARE CRAZY-RELIGIOUS TYPES. ADDITIONAL WARNING FOR TWO-FOR-TERRORIST-WARNING-TUESDAY: CODE BANANA; IN COEXISTING CONDITION WITH AFOREMENTIONED WARNING SOME UNLIKELY FEW WILL ALSO FIND MASALA SMEARED ACROSS THEIR TOOTHBRUSH--THROW AWAY IMMEDIATELY AND GO TO NEAREST FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT FOR REAL AMERICAN FOOD, SIMULTANEOUSLY SAVING AMERICA'S ECONOMY!Coming up next: Grown Men Who Play With Balls--also known as Sports! And the Weather!
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