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Rome. Umberto Bossi, Minister of Reform, announced his plans to create "Eros Centers", government endorsed brothels. His main reason for doing so, he claims, is to force the prostitutes off the streets where their presence gives a bad impression to families. Like it's okay for daddy to go to whores as long nobody can't see him do so.
Also, many female illegal immigrants from Eastern European and African countries are younger, sexier and do more for less. Aging Italian prostitutes complain that their arrival has created too much competition and thus the Italians now earn less. Therefore, if you want to sell your body to earn a living in Italy, you will now have to apply for a sort of Green Card to do so. In other words, if you want to become a whore, first you must try to become an Italian.
Bossi sustainers claim that prostitution also helps stimulate sexual fantasies and thus leads to healthier sex. Please Boys, spare me the sleeze! I've never been to a prostitute before and I have no difficulty at all in stimulating my sexual fantasies. This is just a dust covered justification for those men who don't know what good healthy sex is and can only get it off by Breaking Taboos. Very boring. If you're a good lover, you don't need to pay someone to go to bed with you because they'll do it for free.
Well Berlusconi did promise to create new jobs when he campaigned but I had no idea that he intended doing so, in part, via the creation of these Eros Centers. I mean, maybe if he created other kinds of job opportunities, alot of women wouldn't be forced to sell their bodies as a means of economic survival. And if prostitutes do become part of the legitimized working force, this will mean, wouldn't it, that they will thus be entitled to all the other benefits that other workers have. Like sick leave, the right to strike and retirement at age 63. Yeah....
In Italy, prostitution is not illegal but smoking marijuana is.
Bossi ha parlato di “eros center”, paventando una sorta di riapertura delle case chiuse. («Quando tolsero le case chiuse le mogli si trovarono la concorrenza fuori di casa» ha spiegato). Le nuove leggi a difesa della famiglia dovrebbero quindi, oltre a togliere la prostituzione sui viali, eliminare la pornografia dalle televisioni la notte, eliminare le riviste porno dalle edicole, liberando il Paese da una serie di fattori che porterebbero a una «omosessualità indotta». «Vi immaginate cosa diranno ora i radicali?» ha poi ripetuto ironicamente, sfiorandosi l’orecchio destro.
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